Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Buid A Dune Buy At Home

Breviary The Constitutional

Esperimento di transfer politico : assumere per un breve lasso di tempo il punto di vista di una persona che desume la propria visione del mondo unicamente dalla lettura de "Il Giornale" e\o dalla visione del TG1 (dove TG sta per Ti Giuro, espressione che Minzolini usa per convincere la propria redazione che le cose stanno come dice lui, cioè Lui, cioè Berlusconi).

Dato che sono contrario alla sperimentazione su cavie umane e non ho Renzo Bossi sotto mano, procederrò all'esperimento su me stesso.

Risultato: ho rapidamente acquisito la convinzione che l'intera economia mondiale sia bloccata dall'articolo 41 della costituzione Italian. The notorious article contains a series of unspeakable obscure and archaic constraints and obligations that have prevented all the West to develop a free economy, forcing the heroic martyrs of the brave deeds of unheard-of liberal capitalism in order to take advantage of a poor business guided by humanitarian exclusively to the welfare of the masses.
Saving the planet, perhaps even the universe, is in the immediate amendment of that sprawling block. Article 41 must be changed. Now. Or will all die.
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the Italian Constitution
Article 41
Private economic initiative is free.
There shall not be contrary to public benefit or to harm the safety, freedom, human dignity.
The law shall provide appropriate programs and controls for public and private economic activity may be directed and coordinated towards social ends.

Sudden, abrupt and icy puts forward the possibility: that someone is trying to trick us?

Snowmobile Trailer Salt Shield

Dura, life!

A bottle of water on the bedside table in the back of the room. Insert a CD into the stereo. The T-shirt on the chair. Sounds easy, right?

Staying at home with a broken leg is certainly not the most original experiences a number of people in the history of mankind there is no past that every time he spoke the news. Well, before he came to Minzolini TG1 least.

As I got to write before, a small step for mankind.
But a huge step for man, for the individual. For me, in fact.

's all very difficult. In a way that you can imagine. That is, you can imagine, but it's worse. The most stupid gesture becomes a huge complexity. The inability to carry anything with your hands, occupied by the crutches, is not only a limit, is something that opens up new unexplored horizons of limitation.

the recipe you add a two-storey house, the room below, over the kitchen: I do not go to the kitchen, I go out to make provisions. And I expect to be supplied with everything needed for a few hours of survival. Moral: I lost 4 kg. Healthy, I had to lose weight, now weighing 59kg sin. About 1 meter and 73.

the physical impairment is added then the moral 32, forced to go back to my. Inability to share a few subspecies of life with the girlfriend, mandatory to share a subspecies of living with her parents for years after I got used to being the only undisputed ruler of my chaos.

Resist, resist, resist. I knew at least!

Friday, June 11, 2010

My Victoria Secret Bra Is Leaking

Care IV - Back Home

I've already been at other times of feeling like the classic elephant in a china shop. This time is different. This time I feel like a crystal in a elefanteria.

Chapter I - Ambulation with crutches in partial load. Translation: I can walk with crutches fully support the plan of the broken leg on the ground but with no load the weight of the body. Maximum 10kg, almost the weight of the leg. Stuff out of balance.
's all very difficult, but the palm of the difficulty is at the opening and closing doors, a task that involves the following steps:
  1. approaching the door to be able to insert the key and open
  2. to bounce back away and start to throw it open
  3. always jumps away very quickly to avoid being overwhelmed by the door that is opening up beyond
  4. the door, stopping just beyond the door and turn
  5. danced with style Dying Swan Nurayev to lean in order to recover and start closing the door
  6. quick hop back to avoid fractures by maxillofacial spatasciamento against the door Closing
  7. back to the door and close it.
This operation is repeated four volte (2 portoni più apertura e chiusura dell'ascensore) ad ogni trasferimento dalla camera da letto alla cucina poiché casa dei miei, dove mi trovo per ovvi motivi di scarsa indipendenza fisica, è su due piani, collegati da scala a chiocciola assimilabile a parete rocciosa. L'unica alternativa è passare da fuori.

Capitolo II - Le ultime parole famose. 
Vedrete che le calze antitrombo  e le punture le dovrò sospendere non appena non sarò più sempre a letto. Al massimo dovrò continuare a farle per una settimana.
40gg. Quaranta giorni. Devo andare avanti a fare punture e a vestirmi from hooker to forty (fucking) day. Diodellecittààààààààààà (... and dell'immensitààààààààà).

Chapter III - Small steps for mankind, big step for Sac
three days of strenuous resistance. The threat of horror bulb. Abhorrence of the pan (sitting on his stool is not pleasant). Back
concerning the white throne to sit on this basis that he did absolutely the most beautiful, glorious, liberating evacuation of my life. Yes, just slap a piece of shit.
I swear, I had not done it I would come up even dragging on the floor with the power of language.